LOST - How To Make A Sandwich

How to Make a Peanut Butter Sandwich, by the Losties
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> > Jack 
> > 1. Gather ingredients 
> > 2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A SANDWICH OUT OF YOU?!?!?” 
> > 3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though you were about to hit ingredients 
> > 4. Give up and make the sandwich yourself, and eat it bitterly 
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> > Kate 
> > 1. Make separate sandwiches, one with peanut butter and one with jelly 
> > 2. Take a bite of the peanut butter sandwich, declaring it the best 
> > 3. Take a bite of the jelly sandwich, declaring it the best 
> > 4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum 
> > 5. Follow peanut butter or jelly sandwich into grave danger 
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> > Sawyer 
> > 1. Throw the jar of jelly at wall, sneering “I don’t need no sandwich” 
> > 2. Call the mascot on the jar of peanut butter lots of clever nicknames 
> > 3. Huff and puff and stomp around and grumble a lot 
> > 4. When no one’s looking, make perfect, even, symmetrical peanut butter and jelly sandwich and sit in a corner, enjoying every bite 
> > 
> > Locke 
> > 1. Sit idly by, believing that the ingredients will find a way to make a sandwich out of themselves 
> > 2. Lose faith and make the sandwich anyway 
> > 3. Realize that you were the instrument by which the ingredients chose to make a sandwich after all 
> > 4. Run around the room and grab everyone’s knives, insisting that their sandwiches will do the same in time 
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> > Hurley 
> > 1. Make sandwich 
> > 2. Eat sandwich 
> > 3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 ad infinitum 
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> > Sayid 
> > 1. Procure 23 milligrams of uranium-20 
> > 2. Set hadron supercollider to eight megajoules 
> > 3. Program a sandwich-making macro using Cobol or Visual Basic 
> > 4. Act all tough-like 
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> > Desmond 
> > 1. Eat sandwich 
> > 2. Call the sandwich “brother” 
> > 3. Place peanut butter slice over jelly slice 
> > 4. Spread jelly on the other slice 
> > 5. Spread peanut butter on one slice 
> > 6. Take two slices of bread, a jar of peanut butter and a jar of jelly 
> > 
> > Ben 
> > 1. Steal someone else’s sandwich 
> > 2. Claim you coerced them into making the sandwich for you all along 
> > 3. Say you’ll tell them everything if they make you another sandwich 
> > 4. Stare at them all creepy-like 
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> > Libby 
> > 1. Lay out plans for one of the most intricate, fascinating, and delicious sandwiches of all time 
> > 2. Just as you start making it, get shot 
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> > Claire 
> > 1. Mmmmmmm, peanut butter